"Well, I don't, but I can understand your urge when the fishing bug bites! Sometimes I do crazy things for books." Thankfully straight girls don't notice the lack of suave.

"Oh, no, I'm an...apprentice librarian and healer from the Vaults? I guess I try on a lot of hats." As for her lack of a tan, living underground and being an artificial homonculus will do that for you.